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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Fugiat esse maiores mollitia a numquam nihil ab.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Chevy Corvette Looking To Steal Mustang GTD Nurburgring Record: Report - The Drive

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dicta numquam repudiandae corrupti labore ea facere.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Could Trump’s ‘big beautiful bill’ kill the OFR and accidentally sabotage SOFR? - Financial Times

Still no good.

share office space ...

How does Google Gemini 2.0 work?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen marry in west coast ceremony - Buffalo Rumblings

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Then came..

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

A Mesozoic myth: Dinosaurs didn’t rule the Earth like we think - Big Think

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

S&P 500 Nuclear Stocks Receive Price Target Hikes Following 20-Year Meta Deal - Investor's Business Daily

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

The Tech Industry Said It Was "Impossible" to Create AI Based Entirely on Ethically-Sourced Data, So These Scientists Proved Them Wrong in Spectacular Fashion - futurism.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Is it really a good idea for Taylor Swift to publicly endorse Kamala Harris? Most probably inferred it anyway. But, by making a statement, it will likely alienate Republican fans. It seems wiser for entertainers to be politically neutral.