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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:58

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Fugiat esse maiores mollitia a numquam nihil ab.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Chevy Corvette Looking To Steal Mustang GTD Nurburgring Record: Report - The Drive
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dicta numquam repudiandae corrupti labore ea facere.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Could Trump’s ‘big beautiful bill’ kill the OFR and accidentally sabotage SOFR? - Financial Times
Still no good.
—
share office space ...
How does Google Gemini 2.0 work?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen marry in west coast ceremony - Buffalo Rumblings
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Then came..
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
A Mesozoic myth: Dinosaurs didn’t rule the Earth like we think - Big Think
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!